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Tuesday, February 14, 2012

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Tue, Feb 14, 2012 at 4:44 PM

Stupid Valentine's Day! Why must you make people feel so stupid and lonely? Like this sad gal:

My friends suggest on-line dating; I can't get excited about on-line dating. I am tired of waiting for a random event. Help me out here folks-where do single grown up guys with career jobs and reasonably well developed arm muscles hang out?

Yeah, yeah... I know. The I, Anonymous Blog is probably the WORST place (other than here) to post this question. But let's try to help a sister out, okay? Get over there, give her a good suggestion, and BE NICE. (Then you can go back to submitting the crazy, mean rants and confessions that make the I, Anonymous Blog the envy of 1958 Communist Russia.)


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