Yay! Purity Bear is back, and she's ready to do some heavy duty cock-blockin' on a sweater wearing dork. (And to show you how technology has progressed—you can now get Purity Bear in your car GPS system!! Holllllaaaaa!)
P.S. Oh! And be sure to stick around for some fairly dubious purity statistics at the end. Are they sure they didn't get some of those numbers backward?
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