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Thursday, February 16, 2012

Chris Brown: I'm Glad He's Able to Laugh About It

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Thu, Feb 16, 2012 at 9:59 AM

So according to Us magazine, unrepentant girlfriend beater Chris Brown has a brand new pickup line that he used at the Grammies!

Chris Brown — who pleaded guilty in 2009 for felony assault for hitting then-girlfriend Rihanna — confidently approached an attractive brunette Feb. 10 at the Lasio Professional Hair Care suite Grammy gift lounge and asked her, "Can I get your number? I promise I won't beat you!" the woman tells Us Weekly.

Ahhhhh. I'm so glad he's finally able to come to terms with being a complete and utter dick. Somebody give this man an award!

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