RIPPED FROM TODAY'S (okay, maybe day-before-yesterday's) HEADLINES!
So that whole "getting busted for the naked chick tied up in your car" thing got a little more media coverage than you expected, huh? Your neighbors are pretty amused about that. You know, we've been tolerant of you and the constant outside nudity and the megaphone you use to call attention to it; we've been nice about the explosions; nobody called the cops on you for the 3am bike olympics and tshirt-gun firing in your backyard; we've looked the other way about debris, the junked car, the panel truck parked on the street, and the snotty fucking attitudes you sling around.
Ahhh... this story just keeps on giving. But it brings up a good point! Would you rather have a neighbor that complains your lack of yard attention is bringing down real estate prices, or a dude that fires t-shirt cannons in his backyard? JUST SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT. And while you're thinking, think about dropping off your own rant or confession in the I, Anonymous Blog: Like a good neighbor, I, Anonymous is there!
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