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Tuesday, February 21, 2012

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Tue, Feb 21, 2012 at 3:46 PM

See, YOUR problem is that you're too goddamn selfish to realize that during the daytime, SOME people are trying to sleep!! (Like two-thirds of Mercury employees, for example.)

And, neighbors? i am not allowed to make any noise, after 10 pm, or you will call the police. But, when i am asleep during the day, because i work the night shift, you can go to town with your power tools? Your children can SCREAM, you can blare horrible pop music & vacuum your car every other day right under my window. All of this, KNOWING that i work nights & i am trying to sleep.

Ever heard of ear plugs, dingaling? Sometimes I wish I had EYE plugs for the dumbshit complaints we get in the I, Anonymous Blog. BUT YOU CAN DO BETTER, CAN'T YOU? Drop off your well-reasoned complaint or confession, and you could win a billion dollars!*

*You could, but you won't.



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