Hurrah! An actual confession! Well... sort of a confession. Is it a confession if the person does not regret his actions? LIKE AT ALL?
For a few minutes I felt bad that I was fucking my co-worker during the time I was only supposed to be fucking you. But after that last three months of hell you put me through, I'm suddenly feeling a lot better about it. I was fucking her. I admit it. I was fucking her. And it was pretty fucking great.
Shockingly, this one has made the commenters kind of mad. Maybe hitting a bit too close to home perhaps? Weigh in with your opinions (and drop off a confession or rant of your own too) at the I, Anonymous Blog! (Where you don't have to be sorry about anything if you don't feel like it.)
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