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Friday, February 24, 2012
Jerk / Music / Crime Chris Brown Wanted for Robbery
Posted by David Schmader on Fri, Feb 24, 2012 at 1:59 PM
Chris Brown, the Grammys' favorite felony assaulter and America's crappiest pop star, has created another pool of poop for himself. From NBC Miami:
The woman, Christal Spann, and her friends followed Brown outside [the nightclub], where she saw him get into his black Bentley, according to a Miami Beach Police report. Spann approached Brown and took a photo with her $500 white iPhone 4S while he was sitting in his car. Then the surly hip-hop star reached through the window, took her cell phone from her hands, and said, “B**** you ain’t going to put that on no website,” Spann told police. He put up his window, drove west on Espanola Way, and north on Washington Avenue, police said.Police responded at 4:43 a.m. They listed the offense as a “robbery by sudden snatching,” and said the incident would be further investigated. Police said the state attorney's office is preparing the arrest warrant for Brown.
Fuck Chris Brown.
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