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Friday, February 24, 2012
Hillbilly / SEX Today in Hillbilly Pornography: Goat Massage
Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Fri, Feb 24, 2012 at 3:14 PM
I don't know... IT'S FRIDAY. So I figured you'd enjoy seeing some totally safe-for-work* hillbilly pornography featuring a farmer getting a "goat massage." You may be thrilled or disappointed that there is a "happy ending" —in that the farmer isn't killed by the goats. (Though I'm pretty sure those are poops on his back. Old farmer dude? YOU AM KINKY!!)
* While there are no dirty words, the audio for this thing sounds EXTREMELY FILTHY out of context.
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