Urkel will be on this season of Dancing with the Stars! (An announcement I would've been ecstatic about five years ago!)

Hey, remember Drusilla from Buffy the Vampire Slayer? The actress who played her is penning a new comic book about her character. In a related story, I'm penning a blog post which mentions myself... Wm. Steven Humphrey.

"I've dropped two pant sizes and I feel great!" says disgraced food show host Paula Deen after this year's diabetes scandal. (I love that she only wears pants, though.)

James Spader is leaving that Thursday night sitcom you never watch anymore.

And Lucy Liu (remember her???) is joining the new CBS Sherlock Holmes reboot as "Watson." (For some reason CBS still hasn't deduced that there's already a really good Sherlock reboot.)

Here's every episode ever of The Big Bang Theory... in two minutes.

The CW has cast their young "Carrie Bradshaw" for their Sex and the City prequel—and she's mysteriously missing the requisite amount of nose.

And finally, Wes Anderson is now making commercials for Hyundai. (And Hyundai gets their money's worth.)