Who says that people who post on the I, Anonymous blog are self-centered?
I wanted to tell you all of this as a fair warning. I enjoy it here. It is my home. I am a fair-weather bike rider. I am a fair-weather frequenter of your local neighborhoods. I enjoy getting out and doing for absolutely no reason other than it is nice out. I believe this to be the most beautiful English speaking place on earth so don't fuck this up for me.
We'll do our best, Anonymous! And if you could do your part by writing better I, Anonymous posts, that would help, too! STEP IT UP, PEOPLE! Channel the spirit of Dorothy Parker for a change, and submit your most wicked rants and hilarious confessions to the I, Anonymous Blog: It's like the Algonquin Round Table for assholes.
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