Did you see Saturday Night Live last weekend? Wasn't it funny? Wasn't musical guest Sleigh Bells awful? (Seriously, kids. That ain't music! THAT'S NOISE.) Anyway, if you missed that episode, at least you'll be on an even keel with the rest of us who didn't see the following Maya Rudolph bit where she plays Oprah Winfrey on Weekend Update. Because it was cut after the dress rehearsal! From the looks of things, those guys fuck around too much at dress rehearsal, and if I were in charge I'd put a stop to that. I also would have put this sketch back in and cut Sleigh Bell's second number, because as mentioned earlier, THEY STINK. I should really be in charge of Saturday Night Live.
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