Wipe that phony grin off of your chinless, bucktoothed, ugly face. Stop wasting time at staff meetings with little stories about your childhood. Trying to manufacture crazy excuses for your unprofessional, dishonest, selfish behavior doesn't fool anyone. You're an ugly jerk, inside and out, and nobody wants to work for you.
WHY IS SARAH MIRK SO MEAN TO ME??? (Sob.) Anyway, if anyone besides the super mean Sarah Mirk wants to submit a rant or confession, he/she can do it here. Be nice, guys! Bosses have feelings too. (And I'm "feeling" that Sarah Mirk should be FIRED!!)