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Wednesday, February 29, 2012

The Most Frightening Report about an Inert Computer Virus from 1988 You Will Ever See!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Wed, Feb 29, 2012 at 2:29 PM

Guys! Are you aware that there is a "dark genius" roaming the earth, infecting your computer with inert viruses, and perhaps hiding RIGHT BEHIND YOU AT THIS VERY INSTANT?? And did I mention this is the year 1988? WELL, IT IS! Prepare for your worst nightmare to become a local TV news reality, with this horrifyingly melodramatic word of warning from The Ten O'Clock News' David Boohwarewe (sp?).


And YES. That guy in the hat does look like someone you know.

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