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Thursday, March 1, 2012

Happy 18th Birthday, Justin Bieber!!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Thu, Mar 1, 2012 at 10:59 AM

Happy birthday to Justin Bieber who turns an extremely LEGAL 18-years-old today!

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As you know, I've written well over 100 posts documenting Bieber's rise to fame, so to celebrate his birthday, what follows are the TOP 10 "BIEBER FEVER" COMMENTS LABELING ME AS A PEDOPHILE. Hit the jump.

Only 365 days until WSH is able to make his dream come (legally) true! Oh wait..it's a leap year in 2012...make that an excruciating 366 days WSH! Bwahahaha!
Posted by El Stunto on March 2, 2011 at 12:25 AM

WSH: current NAMBLA member?
Posted by Sūṕër Ḉḩüñdŷ on April 14, 2011 at 11:24 AM

When will society finally approve of boy on news editor love?!?
Posted by Evil Wm. Steven Humphrey on November 29, 2010 at 4:12 PM

The classic doomed romance. By the time he's street legal, you'll have moved on to your next bizarre pop-cult obsession. So sad!
Posted by Todd Mecklem on October 25, 2010 at 12:19 PM

I think we all know what WSH is really doing when he thinks of the "Beiber beat".
Posted by El Stunto on February 22, 2011 at 5:57 PM

If the Bieb showed up in WSH's bedroom wearing a jock strap midnight on his 18th birthday, I am pretty damn sure WSH would have sex with that. WSH/Bieb meme aside.
Posted by BruceWang on November 10, 2010 at 11:29 PM

I know your Beiber fetish was supposed to be a parody of an older man's fascination with an under-aged boy. But no one got the joke about Mayor Sam so it is time to let it die.
Posted by Rosy on February 14, 2011 at 5:33 PM

How many years, months, days, hours, minutes and seconds, humpy?

WHY IS THERE NO COUNTDOWN CLOCK YET?
Posted by Alexjon on May 14, 2010 at 12:39 PM


Yeah, you don't look at all child-molesty.
Posted by Beer Batter on May 20, 2010 at 4:36 PM

woww, the person who wrote this stupid ass blog should go seek some help. fast.
Posted by vivian on July 8, 2011 at 5:26 PM

Read ALL my Justin Bieber posts here!

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