Wonkette just ran this commercial, and it totally made my day. It's an ad for Herman Cain's new project, Sick of Stimulus. You just have to watch it:

This thirty seconds is so packed with insane references and symbolism: The this-is-your-brain-on-drugs commercials, the "Daisy" commercial, the religious imagery of a speechless Cain standing, aloof, on a mountaintop. This is incredible. Oh my God, how I wish Herman Cain would jump back in the race.