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Friday, March 2, 2012
Oh, You Kids! Stupid, Stupid Baby: The Little Drummer Boy
Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Fri, Mar 2, 2012 at 1:29 PM
Oh... my... god. Look at this stupid—albeit admittedly talent—baby playing the drums! Why is he SO stupid? Three reasons!!
1) You think you're going to make a career out of playing the drums, you stupid baby? You're not Tito Puente! (Click on the blue letters to learn who Tito Puente is, you stupid baby.)
2) Ever heard of a tom-tom? It's that drum over there on the right. Why don't you hit it now and then, stupid??
3) Umm... I thought I had three reasons. HE'S JUST STUPID, OKAY??
Learn how to play a real instrument. Like a harp. You stupid... stupid... baby.
Psst. Thanks Nick!
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