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Friday, March 2, 2012

The Fabulous Return of... SKATE-A-ROKE!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Fri, Mar 2, 2012 at 2:44 PM

IT’S BACK! The most popular and insanely hilarious night of the Mercury’s Winter of Fun™ series… SKATE-A-ROKE! Our first edition of Skate-a-Roke back in January was such a success, we’re doing it again—it's coming up on Monday, March 12, and it’s gonna be more fun than ever!

Instead of the dreary Top 40 pop one usually hears while roller skating, it’ll be YOU—singing your lungs out to a throng of sexy skaters jamming around the rink. And once again we’re featuring the always awesome Baby Ketten Karaoke! (Pick a fun, UPBEAT number, please. This is roller boogie after all! Visit to see if they have your jam.)

PLUS! Your cheap $10 admission also benefits a great cause—Planned Parenthood Advocates of Oregon! In case you haven’t heard, there are plenty of terrible people out there trying to squash a woman’s right to choose. And Planned Parenthood Advocates (the political arm of PP) are fighting to preserve Oregon’s status as one of the three most pro-choice states in the nation!

PRO TIP! GET YOUR TICKETS NOW HERE! You can skip the long line, and get your karaoke song into the queue that much sooner.

ALSO! WEAR YOUR SEXIEST SKATING OUTFITS! Think tube socks, shorty shorts, spandex, freaky wigs—the funner the better!

Join us for THE skating/singing event of the winter!
Oaks Park Skating Rink
7805 SE Oaks Park Way
7 pm — 10 pm
$10 (includes skates)
All Ages! (Partial proceeds go to Planned Parenthood Advocates of Oregon.)


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