SKINTILLATING—The Nearly Naked 'Bee gives new meaning to that dream where you show up to class naked. Spell a word correctly, keep your clothes. Misspell "onomatopoeia," lose your knickers. Win prizes, watch stripteases, drink courage-fortifying booze—and try not to chuckle when spelling words with double "p"s. CF
Someday Lounge, 125 NW 5th, 8:30 pm, FREE for competitors, $3 for spectators
K-9—Bearded renegade Lt. Jake Wilder doesn't need a partner... and certainly not one who's a dog! 1995's Top Dog, starring Chuck Norris and some dumb dog, is tonight's selection for B-Movie Bingo, where you can win prizes for spotting B-movie clichés as Chuck Norris renegades/dogsits it up. EH
Hollywood Theatre, 4122 NE Sandy, 7:30 pm, $7
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