Jesus, you stupid, stupid baby!! When I put you in your crib, I expect you to stay in your crib! Not try to escape, and hilariously embarrass yourself like the stupid, stupid baby you are! Apparently, I'm the only smart person in this family—because I had the wherewithal to set up a video camera so we could film you breaking your neck! (Proof like that might come in handy later on when we're trying to convince the judge we didn't kill you because you're... SO... FUCKING... STUPID!!)
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