Mercury Staffers are Sent on the Worst Assignments of their Lives... by YOU
MAN! There are a lot of new, fiery Anonymooses over at the I, Anonymous Blog! Such as this guy who thinks there's just too much "holocaust," this idiot who might have a point if he'd only learn grammar, this person who exacts revenge on other people's laundry, this person who apparently has a very rapey pastor, this person who's tired of being puked on while riding the Max, and this person:
Portland, I can't live the lie anymore. I have to come clean.
I like Whole Foods better than New Seasons.
(Gasp!) HOW DARE YOU, SIR??? Read the rest here, and while you're at it, read all of 'em here! Certainly you're not going to let all these people hog the limelight. Drop off your rant or confession now!
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