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Thursday, March 15, 2012

A Thoughtful Musical Treatise on Candy, Chewing, and Life

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Thu, Mar 15, 2012 at 11:29 AM

Okay, let me get this straight: "Candy, candy, candy-candy-candy. Sweetie, sweetie, girls love. Chewing, chewing, chewing-chewing-chewing. Cutie, cutie, so candy love." GOT IT. I will take this information into my daily life—and everything will be better because of it.


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