Tonight, our venerated Timbers blogger Brian Gjurgevich journeys to 1 Center Court to chronicle the third game of the Kaleb Canales era, featuring one of the most boring teams in NBA history, the Milwaukee Bucks.
So, due to the fact there's nothing even remotely hinting at interesting about the Bucks themselves, I instead choose to point you towards a twitter account supposedly belonging to Blazers benchwarmer Luke Babbitt.
If only we lived in the alternate universe where Luke Babbitt was that interesting.
See you guys tonight!
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