Do you ever wonder why the I, Anonymous Blog needs to exist? THIS IS WHY THE I, ANONYMOUS BLOG NEEDS TO EXIST!
Please stop with the passive aggressive bullshit! Everywhere I go people are leaving fucking notes to tell each other off. I went to walk my dog this morning and someone had duct taped a bag of dog shit (not mine) to the front door of my apartment building saying in all caps "PUT YOUR GOD DAMNED DOG POOP IN THE BIN LIKE THE REST OF US YOU LAZY PIECE OF SHIT". What in the hell are you thinking?
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