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Friday, March 23, 2012

Reminder: No Kneecaps, Please

Posted by Marjorie Skinner on Fri, Mar 23, 2012 at 11:59 AM

A forceful reminder via the Forever 21 Photoshop task force to, in addition to your skin, body hair, thighs, hips, boobs, cellulite, under eye circles, neck waddle, stomach pouch, and sundry genetic inferiority, not to forget to also hate your kneecaps about yourself. Your kneecaps SUCK.

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