And now an important word about bathroom utensils:
Dear the fucking idiot who thought it was a good idea to use the toilet brush as a plunger. GUESS WHAT? It's not a good idea and its fucking gross, do you have any basic knowledge of anything? I understand clogging a toilet is embarrassing and there is no plunger in the downstairs bathroom but seriously?!
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