Goddammit I hate the Utah Jazz. There's a lot of reasons. 1) They're from Utah. 2) Utah is filled with people who would set this picture as their desktop wallpaper.
The way we in Portland love people like Buck Williams? They love GREG OSTERTAG. And this is why I hate.
Speaking of Buck Williams - I love that dude. Especially now that he's the assistant coach. Dude is attired more nattily than Wood. He's like if Brother Mouzone from The Wire was a Time Lord.
You know who Portland loves? J.J. Hickson. He does stuff like this in games:
Lets love and hate, together, tonight, at 7pm.
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