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Monday, April 2, 2012

Hot Live Blog Action Tonight! Blazers vs. Jazz

Posted by Bobby Roberts on Mon, Apr 2, 2012 at 2:29 PM

Goddammit I hate the Utah Jazz. There's a lot of reasons. 1) They're from Utah. 2) Utah is filled with people who would set this picture as their desktop wallpaper.

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The way we in Portland love people like Buck Williams? They love GREG OSTERTAG. And this is why I hate.

Speaking of Buck Williams - I love that dude. Especially now that he's the assistant coach. Dude is attired more nattily than Wood. He's like if Brother Mouzone from The Wire was a Time Lord.

You know who Portland loves? J.J. Hickson. He does stuff like this in games:

Lets love and hate, together, tonight, at 7pm.

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