BRITISH INVASION—The near endless flow of garage rock streaming into our culture is showing little signs of slowing. Lucky is the band, then, that manages to distinguish itself, as the Cribs have, amongst its contemporaries, proving with Belly of the Brazen Bull they're still worth the transatlantic airfare. MS
Holocene, 1001 SE Morrison, 8 pm, $14-15
JCVD—The Hollywood Theatre continues their B-Movie Bingo series—in which audience members use special bingo cards to spot as many B-movie clichés as they can—with Jean-Claude Van Damme's 1993 classic Hard Target! Oh, and it's directed by John Woo. OH! And it costars Wilford Motherfucking Brimley. EH
Hollywood Theatre, 4122 NE Sandy, 7:30 pm, $7
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