Mike Seaver (Kirk Cameron of Growing Pains) used to bug me... because a) he's a sanctimonious, religious ass and b)... nope, that pretty much sums it up. But I've EVOLVED, people! Cameron's idiocy is reaching new glorious heights every single day, and I'll be goddamned if I'm gonna miss any of it. Here's Kirk on the Trinity Broadcasting Network talking about how America might be on the road to becoming the next Nazi Germany, because... well, you know... Obama! Charisma! And hope! (Ugh. I hate those things. Because they kill Jews!)
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