UGGNNHHH! Stupid kitten, you're the stupidest kitten I've ever had the misfortune of seeing!! CALM THE EFF DOWN, IT'S JUST A VACUUM CLEANER! True, the vacuum cleaner does have an extremely wide mouth, and enough power to suck up a bowling ball... but you are so totally overreacting! God, I'm so glad you're not my kitten. Because I would send you to the stupid farm, you stupid fucking kitten!!
Oh sweet jesus so stupid.
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