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Apr 8, 2012 at 2:01 pm
Happy Easter!
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Love,
The Little Girl Suffocating Inside This Easter Basket
"(GASP!) I wonder if (GASP!) this is how Jesus (GASP!) felt in that (GASP!) cave."
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