I'm guessing first-year Timber Andrew Jean-Baptiste will get his share of jests this week after being named as Portland's representative for Cosmo's "Hot Soccer Players We Can't Resist" list. To start, I bet Mike Chabala is pretty ticked at being snubbed. Secondly, yes, Becks tops the list. Shocker.
Soccer players are quite possibly the hottest athletes around—they’re just the right amount of ripped, and have the best legs we’ve ever seen on dudes.
He may play pro soccer for the Portland Timbers, but Andrew could be a comedian—his tweets crack us up.
Modest to boot? What a catch.
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