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Wednesday, April 11, 2012

And We're Back!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Wed, Apr 11, 2012 at 12:17 PM

As you may have noticed, the entire Mercury site pooped the bed for a couple of hours. According to our tech team the cause was an overloaded system kerblooey that systematically phlurpled our maxifestergram unit, thereby umbilating our tanberbastardicagoogle. Anyway... it's fixed and we're back. You didn't miss much... we pretty much just sat around and watched Erik Henriksen slowly eat an entire box of Bugles. But now? We're happy again! In fact, we're so happy, we're going to have a party, and hire this four-year-old to DJ it for us. "Dog, you're making our abs hurt!"

Thanks for your patience, guys.


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