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Thursday, April 12, 2012

Stupid, Stupid Baby: The Melon

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Thu, Apr 12, 2012 at 10:14 AM

HEY, STUPID! Yeah, you! STUPID BABY. Let's see if you can do one thing other than crap in your diaper. Pick up that melon. Pick up that melon, you stupid baby! Just... just... put your hands underneath it, and... NO! Jesus, stupid! Those aren't your hands! Okay... okay... now lift with your knees and... oh for the love of Christ. YOU'RE LIFTING WITH YOUR ELBOWS, YOU LITTLE DROOLING IDIOT. Just pick up the fucking melon and... oh, my GODDDDDDDD!!! Just fucking forget it!!! YOU STUPID FUCKING LITTLE STUPID BABY!!!


Stupid baby can't even pick up a stupid melon what is this stupid world coming to mumblemumblemumble.

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