Here is a urinal in my building.
Do you see that? I said, "DO YOU SEE IT??" Do you see those coffee cup rings on the top of the urinal? In fact, multiple coffee cup rings? (There are more on the other side, too!) This means that people are putting their (gag) coffee cups there while urinating—possibly knowing full well that "splashing" could easily occur. Sure, I occasionally put a beer on top of a urinal in a rock club—but only because there's no other choice! What's wrong with putting their coffee on the sink, or... oh, I don't know... leaving it in their office? THIS IS GROSS. And obviously, "I CONDEMN THEE!!!" But what do you think?
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