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Tuesday, April 17, 2012

The Saddest iPhone in the World

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Tue, Apr 17, 2012 at 9:59 AM

A lot of ink is given to people who are saddened by their technology—but what of technology that is saddened by US? I defy you to come up with a sadder, more woefully imprisoned gadget than Zooey Deschanel's new iPhone.

Zooey's iPhone screaming into the void: "I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THISSSSSSSSS!!!"

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