As I simply will not shut up about, Schmidt from New Girl is my current favorite character on TV—and not only because actor Max Greenfield also played the dreamy Deputy Leo in Veronica Mars! In New Girl, Schmidt was a former insecure tub of lard who exercised his way to becoming an insecure douchebag HUNKSTER. And after Vulture mocked up a fake cover of Schmidt's fake workout video, Greenfield responded by shooting the following hilarious workout regime—all about the sexiness of spinning! C'mon... get your "thick" on!
Get the best of the Mercury each week in your inbox!