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Friday, April 20, 2012

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Week

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Fri, Apr 20, 2012 at 4:35 PM

YAY! Our first I, Anonymous haiku submission!

spilt beer at concert
new blouse no apology
thanks a lot fuck face

I hope that makes the rest of you I, Anonymous posters feel ashamed. The way I look at it? If you can't say it in a haiku? DON'T SAY IT AT ALL. (Sigh. Okay, fine. You can still rant and confess using standard prose if you must. Drop your submission off here!)

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