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Monday, April 23, 2012

USB Typewriters: CONDEMN OR ALLOW?!?

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Mon, Apr 23, 2012 at 3:29 PM

Billed as "a groundbreaking advancement in the field of obsolescence!" the USB Typewriter is the perfect computer/old-timey typewriter device for a Mercury employee who wants to get stabbed in the face... by me. OH FINE, they're kind of beautiful, I guess, and muy romantical, but do you really want to be the person in your office that sounds like, "clickity-clackity, clickity-clackity, BING! Shhhhhhrop! Clickity-clackity, clickity-clackity-THUNK!" (That last thunk is me sticking a knife in your face.) Anyway, get the conversion kit or ready-made models and see many more gorgeous pics here, and LET'S VOTE!

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