CLEAN MY HOUSE, YOU STUPID BABY!! What??? What are you using to clean that table top? Haven't you ever heard of a sponge, stupid? And why don't you take off that stupid jacket?? You look like albino Michael Jackson, for the love of stupid Christ. Look... just... just... OMIFUCKINGGOD, JUST NEVERMIND!!! I'll do it myself!! Just go and sit in the corner. Sure, you can keep on drinking that cleaning fluid. Maybe it'll make you less STUPID!!!!
Stupid baby cleaning fluid poisoned stupid baby.
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