Why am I surprised about this?? Hot on the heels of the XXX Buffy parody I blogged about this morning, here's the SFW trailer for Avengers porn. And while Buffy's sex flick had certain charms—not so much with the Avengers' dirty doppelganger. ANTI-CHARM #1: Chyna as She-Hulk is FREAKY. ANTI-CHARM #2: Iron Man's costume was purchased at Toys R Us. ANTI-CHARM #3: Hawkeye is a cry baby, and ANTI-CHARM #4: Spider-Man is a douchebag DICK. No poll here... just a universal CONDEMN!