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Tuesday, May 1, 2012

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Tue, May 1, 2012 at 3:44 PM

Oh, look! "Stupid" wrote an I, Anonymous post. And "Stupid" titled it, "Dear May Day Hooligans." Here's a selection:

I understand most of you had little guidance and boundaries while growing up but now that you're out of mommy and daddy's basement you have to learn there are penalties for breaking the law in our society. So pull the heroin needle out your arm and get at least one foot in reality.

Thanks for writing in, "Stupid"! Maybe you should pull the "stupid" needle out of your arm. Anyway, we sure are lucky there are more "Smarty" people than "Stupid" people out there—but don't let "Stupids" tip the balance! Submit your I, Anonymous rant or confession here!


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