Fine, go ahead and march and strike all you want—but you people are totally distracting the rest of us from what May Day is really all about: SEXY, SEXY SEX MONTH! But don't take it from me, take it from the classic Broadway tune "The Lusty Month of May" from Lerner and Loewe's Camelot. The following rendition is performed by an extremely horny Vanessa Redgrave—and why, yes! SHE'S COMING ON TO A HORSE. Man, May ain't fooling around.
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