AND as of yesterday, he posted this pic of people larping on the waterfront! SO I'M PRETTY SURE HE'S IN TOWN! If you see him? Approach him slowly, be polite, tie him up, throw him on the back of your bike, and bring him to the Mercury offices at 115 SW Ash. He can shake the hand that shook Sam Elliott's hand!
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