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Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Don't Forget! Election Party Live Blog Action TONIGHT!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Tue, May 15, 2012 at 2:44 PM

THAT'S RIGHT! We're serious about covering the crap out of tonight's election results and parties. How do I know this? Erik Henriksen is wearing a tie. And in addition? The tie is not covered with Star Wars characters.

We'll be at all the parties! We'll be piping in with the latest results! And tomorrow when you wake up? You'll know more about tonight's election than any of your stupid, uninformed co-workers. Practice your smirk! You'll need it.

HOT LIVE BLOG ELECTION ACTION KICKS OFF RIGHT HERE AT 7 PM! (Results start coming in at 8.) BEEEE THERRRRRRRE.

See? Even the Hitler Youth voted.
  • See? Even the Hitler Youth voted.

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