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Friday, May 18, 2012

"The Erotic Bestselling Novel, Read by Gilbert Gottfried"

Posted by Paul Constant on Fri, May 18, 2012 at 10:14 AM

Now that Bea Arthur is gone, nobody says "I'll agree to the fisting, but I'd really like to claim your ass" like Gilbert Gottfried.

And if you're wondering: Yes, the book is just as terrible as it sounds.

(Via Matt Ruff on Twitter.)

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