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Wednesday, May 23, 2012
Oh, You Kids! Stupid, Stupid Baby: It's "Pop-si-cle," STUPID!!
Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Wed, May 23, 2012 at 2:14 PM
OMIGOD, YOU ARE SO STUPID, YOU STUPID FUCKING BABY!!! Say it with me: "Pop." NO, NOT "POK!!" Say "Pop." Now "si." NO, NOT "STICK," YOU DROOLING IDIOT!!! "Pop-si-cle." Popsicle! Say it.
OH SWEET MOTHER OF CHRIST!! WHO'S YOUR SPEECH THERAPIST?? DAFFY FUCKING DUCK???
POP-SI-CLE, YOU DIMWIT!!!
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