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Friday, May 25, 2012
Oh, You Kids! / Dance Stupid, Stupid Baby: Dance Recital Fight
Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Fri, May 25, 2012 at 1:29 PM
UGGGHNNNHHH!! Why are you STUPID babies so fucking stupid?!? We give you one thing to do... ONE THING! And you fuck it up. Just stand there, look adorable in your stupid fucking tutus, and dance. And you can't even do that righ... wait. OMG! The babies are fighting! YES! YES! YES! Beat the stupid out of each other, you stupid fucking ballet babies!!!
Awwww... C'MON!! WHY'D YA HAVE TO BREAK THEM UP???
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