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Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Here's that Visual Birth Control You Ordered!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Wed, May 30, 2012 at 11:29 AM

Thinking about having sex today? ME, TOO!! Or at least I was before I saw this video compilation featuring the 39 creepiest kids ever to grace the big screen. Because you see, I already know my sperm is defective. And I will surely breed one of these freaking terrifying children... probably one of the glowy-eyed albinos from Children of the Damned, knowing my luck.

Watch, but keep the lights on! BRRRRRR!!!


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