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Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Stupid, Stupid Spider: The Hand-Drawn Trap

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Wed, May 30, 2012 at 10:14 AM

HAW!! You think babies are stupid? How about spiders? Jesus Christ, spiders have eight legs and every one of them is filled with STUPID! Get a load of this stupid, stupid spider who doesn't even know that the trap he's currently in was drawn by a pen! FAIL, you stupid, stupid spider! MASSIVE FAIL!! Maybe if you got bitten by a radioactive human, you'd be smarter! (Dibs on that movie idea, btw.)

Oh, and guy with the pen? You're a dick.

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