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Wednesday, May 30, 2012

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Wed, May 30, 2012 at 3:59 PM

Here's a recent submission to the I, Anonymous Blog that... HEY!! This title is DISGUSTING!! "Portland Girls and their Dirty Pussies," indeed! I am going to report this to the... wait a second.

Portland girls: I love it when you invite me for a sleepover, you are beautiful and sexy. What's not sexy is when your cat crawls up on the bed, tracking shit from the litter box and whatever else he has been into outside during the day. I know he lounges all over the bed throughout the day and its pretty nasty to think thats where I lay my head after we make love.

OHHHHH, I get it. I thought this person was talking about pussy willows. People should really clean those things more often. Do you have a gripe or confession you'd like to get off your chest? The I, Anonymous Blog is obviously the place to be!


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